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January 12, 2012
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very expensive restaurant. Stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives husband a big open-mouthed kiss, the wife glares at her husband and asks who that was?
Oh, she's my mistress.
I've had enough! I want a divorce!
I can understand that, says her husband, if we get it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club. The decision is yours.
Just then, a friend of theirs enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
Who's that woman with Jim? Asks the wife.
That's his mistress, says her husband.
OURS IS PRETTIER! says the wife.
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