January 13, 2011

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.You WON'T see cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.


1. When you are sad,
I will jump on the person
Who made you sad?
Like a spider monkey
Jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!


 2. When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.


 3. When you smile,
I will know you are
Plotting something
That I must be involved in.


 4. When you're scared,
We will high tail it out of here.


 5. When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
 It could be until you
 Quit whining, ya big baby!!!!


 6. When you are confused,
I will use little words.


 7. When you are sick,
Stay away from me
Until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.....

8. When you fall,
I'll pick you up
and dust you off--
After I laugh my rear off!!

9. This is my oath...
I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask; - because you are my FRIEND!


Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it,
but only YOU Can feel the. True warmth.

HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY EVERYONE!!!!

2 comments:

dea said...

like it btoo...
friendship is like fire in ourhearth. Litte give warm..alot burn us...

but I luv my friend so much... :)

ALBERT said...

like the part about the pants- very funny but true

Godbless friend

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